This World Needs Prince as a Hogwarts Professor

Prince is a Hogwarts Professor Now

Artist Seth Gorden found a picture of Prince wearing an unassuming  sweater and glasses, and unlike most people, who would have said “What a nice picture of Prince!” he said, “Huh. Prince would make an excellent Hogwarts professor.” And thus thus this image came to pass.

This obviously leads to questions. Did Prince graduate from Ilvermorny? Which House is he sorted into? Does he play transcendent Quidditch half-time shows? Would he ever let the Dementors bring him down? Is everything in his office purple, or just the super important stuff?

At least we finally know who taught sex ed at Hogwarts…