The pantheon of fictional booze is plentiful and fun to ruminate on while sipping other non-fictional types of booze. But for every Romulan Ale and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, there could be something far more sinister lying in wait.
What I’m saying, Star Wars fans, is don’t ever head into the Mos Eisley cantina (known as Chalmun’s, to the locals), and order a cup of Jawa Juice.
But why? you ask. It sounds like a perfectly decent beverage.
I thought so too, friend. I thought so too.
But as it happens, I was wondering about the composition of Jawa Juice the other day. It does sound like a very nice beverage, after all, if you presume that it is a juice made by Jawas. Which I did. There wasn’t any indication that it was even alcoholic, frankly; the first time that we encounter the drink is in Attack of the Clones ...