Game of Thrones Season 7, Episode 4: “The Spoils of War”

Hot DAMN. Emphasis on the “hot.”

That was one of the shortest episodes in Game of Thrones history, but I’m glad because my heart couldn’t take any more.

Let’s all take a moment to cool down and then unpack what’s going on in Westeros.

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Dracarys, bitches.

Now that was some serious firestarter action. As much as I loved Dany burning down the Dothraki patriarchy (or is it patriraki?) last season, I screamed “OH DAY-UM!” about ten times more during this scene than I have since Dany purchased her ...